I rush to the toilet and immediately start peeing as I sit down. I wait for the pee to stop before trying to go number two. I can feel a big log coming out. It takes a bit of squeezing, but when I finally feel it about to come out, I stand up so it has a longer way to fall, creating a big splash. I squeeze out several smaller logs before wiping and flushing the toilet.

I rush to the toilet and immediately start peeing as I sit down. I wait for the pee to stop before trying to go number two. I can feel a big log coming out. It takes a bit of squeezing, but when I finally feel it about to come out, I stand up so it has a longer way to fall, creating a big splash. I squeeze out several smaller logs before wiping and flushing the toilet.