I shouldn't have had all of that coffee before eating anything this morning. I have to run to the bathroom to go number two. It smells and hurts so bad! I feel like I am pissing out of my ass, it is so soft. I have to wipe a lot, making my butthole really sore.The worst part is that I cannot get anymore to come out, and my tummy feels awful! I need to drink more coffee and come back to finish what I started in the toilet.

I shouldn't have had all of that coffee before eating anything this morning. I have to run to the bathroom to go number two. It smells and hurts so bad! I feel like I am pissing out of my ass, it is so soft. I have to wipe a lot, making my butthole really sore.The worst part is that I cannot get anymore to come out, and my tummy feels awful! I need to drink more coffee and come back to finish what I started in the toilet.