We need to talk, honey... I'm so excited about our wedding day! You get to walk me down the aisle in front of our friends & family, & proclaim your love for me. About the wedding night though... I'll be spending it with my lover. And you know that honeymoon you worked so hard to plan, & spent so much money on? I'll be spending it with him also... Don't worry, I'll come home to you so you can clean me up like a good cuck husband...