I understand you have come to talk to me about some bullying issues you have been having with the cheerleaders. I know school can very difficult for boys like you who are, um, sensitive let's say. Oh goodness, babydick is a very mean nickname but why would they call you that? I will need to take a quick look before I can decide how to help you confront this harassment so go ahead and unzip your pants for me, dear.

Well then. I see that this a well deserved, if still cruel, nickname for you. I think your best option would be to embrace that you are a bit of a sissy baby and show the... Show more