Could a phone number on a mysterious flyer taped to a telephone pole be the answer to your stepmother’s prayers? Sure! You’re such a brat that your stepmom is willing to pick up the phone and call me, adult babysitter Penny Barber. I specialize in naughty, willful boys like you. There’s always an underlying issue that causes such sassy behavior and once I’ve stripped away every last, uh, defense it’s painfully obvious what yours is: a tiny, little baby-sized dick!

And I don’t shy away from the issue either. We do all the things that a babysitter and her ward should do, just with a... Show more