I know I can get a little carried away with social media gossip but jerking off in the middle of our conversation, really? There are a lot less perverted ways to tell me if I am boring you. I think you might regret pulling my attention away from my phone and onto your dick though.

Since I want to talk about online drama and you want to play with yourself then I say we combine our interests and post some pics of your dick. I know most social media platforms don't allow nudity but I have something hilarious and humiliating that we can use to cover your little thingy. I bet you will w...

I know I can get a little carried away with social media gossip but jerking off in the middle of our conversation, really? There are a lot less perverted ways to tell me if I am boring you. I think you might regret pulling my attention away from my phone and onto your dick though.

Since I want to talk about online drama and you want to play with yourself then I say we combine our interests and post some pics of your dick. I know most social media platforms don't allow nudity but I have something hilarious and humiliating that we can use to cover your little thingy. I bet you will wish you had just listened to me talk about my boring social media posts after everyone we know is talking about my new diaper boy social media posts.