I know I can get a little carried away with social media gossip but jerking off in the middle of our conversation, really? There are a lot less perverted ways to tell me if I am boring you. I think you might regret pulling my attention away from my phone and onto your dick though.

Since I want to talk about online drama and you want to play with yourself then I say we combine our interests and post some pics of your dick. I know most social media platforms don't allow nudity but I have something hilarious and humiliating that we can use to cover your little thingy. I bet you will w... Show more