As president of Abnormal Adventures, I take pride in testing all of our recreational regression products on myself. Project Rewind is our latest innovation that helps put users in a relaxing and babie-ish state of mind. To test this new product I will, with my assistant's help, subject myself to several stages of mental regression. I will be (temporarily) trading corporate responsibilities for coloring books and diaper changes, but I am sure that my trusty assistant would never take advantage of his little babie boss!