Every single time I take you around my friends, you completely humiliate me! Even when I tell you what to say, how to act, what to do, you still find a way to embarrass me. My friends are sophisticated people, okay? You can’t keep babbling about your “job” testing video games or get caught staring at my best friend’s tits! But I hate to give up on you. And, hey, maybe I’m the problem, right? Maybe instead of holding you up to my expectations, I should just let you play video games all day. In fact, why don’t you go fire up the console and I’ll bring you a soda. A weird blue soda that tastes... Show more