So, did you get that promotion at work? Of course you didn’t. I got mine. I’ve always been better at that sort of thing: networking, climbing the ladder, bringing home the bacon. I really can have it all, but you just seem to live in my shadow. But it doesn’t matter anymore. Remember what I said was going to happen if you got over again? No, I wasn’t joking. I meant it completely: You’re going to be kept in diapers, breastfed, and reduced to a widdle babie.

You’re going to call work immediately and tell them that your wife demanded that you quit. You’re simply not cut out for all t... Show more