As an agent for writers, you have to know when your clients need to be coddled and when they need a firm hand. As a rising young star, Ella Nova badly needs both. Luckily, I have the humiliating diapers and spanking skills to make sure she gets whatever she needs to get her scripts out on time.

Ella may have been fussy when I put her over my knee and pulled up her skirt but it was not long before I got positive results. It is amazing how many pages a precocious young writer can finish once her red bottom has been taped into a puffy adult diaper.