You finally get to go on a date with me and things are...not going well. I show up in a gorgeous, slutty dress, but instead of taking me to a nice restaurant, we go to some burger . You can tell that I’m trying, but I’m just not impressed. I’m about to send you home when you get so nervous that you wet yourself!

It’s just the cherry on top of a disastrous date. I freak out, but I’m also pretty sure that an Uber isn’t going to want to take you home in pee-soaked jeans. That’s when I get an idea. I just happen to have something lying around the house that might help you: A DIAPER. Show more