I came up with the best Halloween costumes for this year’s contest. Since we’re having to do this over Zoom, I thought, why not go all out and wear something that we could never get away with wearing in public? And the theme for this year is supposed to be “Dye of Embarrassment!” So, here’s the plan: We both go...in diapers! Like, literally, when it’s our turn to show off our costumes, we both...just...wet ourselves! We’re certain to win! I used to always win--but then last year you refused to put on the matching princess dresses I got for us. My ex boyfriend and I always used to win, you ... Show more