I have no desire to go out with you again until you learn to control your tongue like a mature husband. I can't tell if you keep making inappropriate comments about my body to strangers just to embarrass me or if you are really that clueless. Either way, I am putting you in your place before we go out tonight. Drop your pants so I can put you in this diaper. I am totally serious about diapering your silly butt right here and now. I think having this thick, crinkly padding under your clothes will really help you think before you speak. One thoughtless remark and I will loudly announce yo...

I have no desire to go out with you again until you learn to control your tongue like a mature husband. I can't tell if you keep making inappropriate comments about my body to strangers just to embarrass me or if you are really that clueless. Either way, I am putting you in your place before we go out tonight. Drop your pants so I can put you in this diaper. I am totally serious about diapering your silly butt right here and now. I think having this thick, crinkly padding under your clothes will really help you think before you speak. One thoughtless remark and I will loudly announce your choice in underwear with a nice hard smack to your bottom. The sound will make it pretty clear that you are definitely diapered. You don't seem to be taking this as seriously as you should so I think you need a second diaper. Twice the bulge and twice the embarrassment. You don't even want to know what I will do to my little double diapered hubby in front of all our friends if you slip up again.