You’re breaking up with me?! Honey, look, I know that I’m not always super adventurous in bed, but I can change! I swear to do the very next thing you ask for (aAs long as it isn’t that one thing...or that other thing...ew! Or that.), you let me know that it’s already too late because you’ve started seeing someone else. Heartbroken, I begin packing my things only to discover some DIAPERS buried in the bottom of the drawer! Is this what you’ve been wanting to do? Does SHE know about this? Of course not. Well...how about we fool around one last time and I show you just how adventurous I can b... Show more