It is not exactly a secret that you have a huge crush on me but my special powers of regression were definitely a secret until I decided to use them on you today. If you had known I could strip away your maturity and independence with a sprinkle of this magic powder, I wonder if you still would have invited me over. Maybe spending an afternoon with the hottest girl you know is still worth it to you, even if she is going to turn you into a little diaper doll. I just thought it would be so funny to make you into my helpless adult baby since I know you get embarrassed to even talk to me.