You’re a bit old for a babysitter, but they keep hiring me for some reason. Of course, I’m completely different when they’re around. When it’s just you and me, I transform from a sweet-looking nice girl into a mean, razor-sharp, big titty goth, complete with spike collar, ripped fishnets, and dark lipstick. Now you’re going to do exactly as I say for the rest of the night — or I’ll make your life a living hell.

I turn off your favorite TV show so I can watch horror movies. I make you give me your allowance for pizza money— and I refuse to let you have any. And I burst in ... Show more