You walk in on a phone conversation that I’m having. Wait—is that your phone? Am I turning down the job that you finally got a call back for?!

Yes. Because we both know that you came in here so that I would deal with your dirty diaper. You can’t have a job, Ryan! Especially one in construction. I mean, you’re just so small and weak, like a baby. How would that possibly work? Look, just lie down and let me change you. We have something to talk about anyway.

You really need to just be a baby for me. It’s the only way that you’ll get any attention from women, you won’t have a... Show more