You walk in on a phone conversation that I’m having. Wait—is that your phone? Am I turning down the job that you finally got a call back for?!

Yes. Because we both know that you came in here so that I would deal with your dirty diaper. You can’t have a job, Ryan! Especially one in construction. I mean, you’re just so small and weak, like a baby. How would that possibly work? Look, just lie down and let me change you. We have something to talk about anyway.

You really need to just be a baby for me. It’s the only way that you’ll get any attention from women, you won’t have a...

You walk in on a phone conversation that I’m having. Wait—is that your phone? Am I turning down the job that you finally got a call back for?!

Yes. Because we both know that you came in here so that I would deal with your dirty diaper. You can’t have a job, Ryan! Especially one in construction. I mean, you’re just so small and weak, like a baby. How would that possibly work? Look, just lie down and let me change you. We have something to talk about anyway.

You really need to just be a baby for me. It’s the only way that you’ll get any attention from women, you won’t have any stress, and I’ll be able to take care of the adult things that you can’t do anyway. You disagree? Well, too bad. Because babies don’t get a vote, Ry Ry!

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