I come in the interview for a babysitter job, but I don’t exactly look like your other applicants. I’m wearing a hot pink bodysuit, hot pants, and thigh high stockings. I talk about how I usually work nights and am usually really good with people. You’re not really sure what to ask me in the audition—er, interview. You try to focus on what I’m saying, but my breasts are straining against my thin bodysuit, I’m clearly not wearing a bra, and my shorts are practically panties.

Then you catch me saying something about how I have experience treating people like babies, even if I don’t h... Show more