When I rented this room to a strapping young man, I never thought to ask if you were a bedwetter. My mistake, I guess. I am not even sure how many nights in a row you have had an accident but that mattress is expensive and I can’t have you running up the water bill washing your sheets every single morning. After doing a little internet research, I have decided that the best course of action would be for you to rest in diapers from now on. It’s not like I want you to be diapered but it certainly is not my fault that you wake up in a puddle of pee every morning. It is just an unexplainable myste... Show more