I just can't tell you how disappointed I was when the football coach called me to tell me how you ran out of practice crying like a little in front of the whole team and all the cheerleaders. How embarrassing... for me to have such a wuss under my roof! If you wanted to show me that you aren't ready to be a big boy yet then you have done a perfect job. Maybe everyone needs to know that you still just wittle? I have already called your teachers to inform them that you will be diapered at school for the rest of the year so there will be no need to give you any hall passes for the restroom. A few...

I just can't tell you how disappointed I was when the football coach called me to tell me how you ran out of practice crying like a little in front of the whole team and all the cheerleaders. How embarrassing... for me to have such a wuss under my roof! If you wanted to show me that you aren't ready to be a big boy yet then you have done a perfect job. Maybe everyone needs to know that you still just wittle? I have already called your teachers to inform them that you will be diapered at school for the rest of the year so there will be no need to give you any hall passes for the restroom. A few days of squishy wet diapers in class ought to motivate you to grow up