My friends all say that I treat you like a babie, but that’s just because I love you so much! And you’re special: you’re not like their sons—drinking and screwing everything in sight. You need your step-mommy! So when I come into your room to find you still in bed, I know what will make you feel safe enough to get up and face your first day at university. That’s right! A diaper and a pacifier. I get you diapered and dressed for school. I even make your favorite breakfast.

But later I hear a noise in your room. What are you doing back so soon? Why are you crying? You tell me how you...

My friends all say that I treat you like a babie, but that’s just because I love you so much! And you’re special: you’re not like their sons—drinking and screwing everything in sight. You need your step-mommy! So when I come into your room to find you still in bed, I know what will make you feel safe enough to get up and face your first day at university. That’s right! A diaper and a pacifier. I get you diapered and dressed for school. I even make your favorite breakfast.

But later I hear a noise in your room. What are you doing back so soon? Why are you crying? You tell me how you got so nervous that you wet yourself. I reassure you that no one would notice that you wet your diaper, but it gets worse. You were so overwhelmed that you ducked into a corner to use your pacifier for a bit and a girl saw you! You simply can’t go back. Well..I kind of suspected that something like this might happen.

You’re just not ready for college, sweetie. You need a few more years to stay at home with Step-Mommy—and your diapers! In fact, I have a nice, thick overnight diaper here, just for you. Now, let’s get you changed...