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Do you have a pig boss? Some asshole who thinks he can treat you awefully because he signs your paycheck? Some sleazebag who can't keep his grubby little paws off of you? No, of course you don't, because you're a man. But maybe you are one of the cretins I just described. Maybe you're one of the guys who makes his secretarie's skin crawl with your dirty innuendo and horny comments? At the very least I bet you wish you were. Well I have a very important message for you wannabe big shots out there. You'd be well served to listen to it. In fact your very life could depend on it. I'm going to give you a first person show of what can happen if you push the wrong girl too far. You like these long, slim legs? You want this tight, young, firm ass? Well I'm going to use this sexy body to give you a show you'll remember forever. That might sound like a long long time, and for most it is, but for you forever might be just about as long as this video lasts. I guess we'll soon find out. Now worship me you tiny shrunken piece of s***. Get down on your fucking knees and be in awe of the lovely blonde goddess who stands before you. This is for every young, sweet, innocent girl who had to deal with some fat slob who thinks he's Don Draper. Well jot down this bit of copy you lose...you're no Don Draper and I'm not some naive Peggy. I'm your worst nightmare motherfucker. And you're about to find out just how not-so-innocent I really am.