Kitten is excited for his first session with his personal trainer, Me! The only problem is, he mistakenly registered for the regular package. I tell him that he is actually only eligible for the Loser Package, which is $500 per session. Quite a bit steeper, but that covers the extra work I have to put into making a respectable man out of a short, wimpy, beta loser. He is taken aback by this news as he can't afford that. He insists that he can do the regular course, so I pretend to let him try it out.

The first thing a regular guy would do is some push ups. So I tell Kitten to drop ... Show more