My boyfriend is sitting on the couch while I'm playing video games on the bean bag. I let out a fart and my boyfriend groans, complaining about it stinking up the room. I tell him not to worry about it and mind his own business. Then I fart again, and another time. My boyfriend hates it and says he's had enough. Well, I've had enough of him! I'd been waiting for a chance to try out my new shrinking remote. I point it at my stupid boyfriend and press the button. Slowly he begins to shrink down to less than 2cm! He gets really scared. I tell him if he isn't going to appreciate his gassy girlf... Show more