Hey loser. Enjoying the view? Well, get used to it, because you're going to sit there in complete silence while I fill up my shopping cart on one of my favorite clothing sites. After I'm done shopping, guess what? You're going to hand your card over to me and pay for all of it!

Oh, and one more thing: I'm really gassy. So you'll have to sniff them all up the whole time, too. Don't like it? I don't care. I give literally no fucks about you at all, and I show it by ignoring you throughout the entire clip besides the very beginning and very end. I'm just minding my own business, letti... Show more