Hey loser. I'm about to do some online shopping so hand over your credit card like a good bitch. Thanks!

I'm just going to have your face right in my ass to sniff up all my nasty farts while I load up a massive cart with clothes to buy with your money. I'm probably going to max it out.

Through most of this clip, I ignore you so the only sounds are my farts, an occasional comment and a burp. At the end, my total is over $800. I fart one last time while I check out.