This clip is presented like an infomercial where I'm selling human furnitures to women. My furniture stands next to me, very small in comparison. Towering over him, I show him off to the camera and say "Hey ladies!" as I begin my demonstration.

My pitch starts off by showing how you can use the furniture as a standard bench by sitting on its back while on hands and knees. Then, in the same position, I show off how you can actually ride on it to take you wherever you need to go! You can kick it to make it go faster or shout out various commands to bend it to your will. It does sever...

This clip is presented like an infomercial where I'm selling human furnitures to women. My furniture stands next to me, very small in comparison. Towering over him, I show him off to the camera and say "Hey ladies!" as I begin my demonstration.

My pitch starts off by showing how you can use the furniture as a standard bench by sitting on its back while on hands and knees. Then, in the same position, I show off how you can actually ride on it to take you wherever you need to go! You can kick it to make it go faster or shout out various commands to bend it to your will. It does several laps around the room before I move on to the next position.

You can also sit on its upper back while on its knees with its head down. This position is also very comfortable. You can kick your legs up and sit there all day - it's very ladylike and refined. I show you how you can do this in reverse as well, bouncing my jiggly butt on his shoulders like I'm using an exercise ball. It's so fun!

Next, you can actually use the head of the slave as a seat. In this part, I fart in the slave's face and explain how you keep the furniture well fed with your own bodily waste. I open the slave's mouth and spread my big ass apart then plop right down on it. This is the standard feeding position, but it's also very comfortable! I demonstrate this from a reverse angle as well so you can really see my ass spread wide! The furniture falters a bit here however, trembling from my weight and nearly dropping me. I deliver 3 hard slaps to its face to reset its software.

Finally, I show how the furniture functions nicely as a yoga mat to do planks or just lie down and spread out. I flatten the seat into the floor by lying down completely across its back side. So, are you sold? Are you ready to get your very own human furniture? I thought so! Call the number on your screen to order today!