I'm home from a long day out with my girl friends. We went for a long walk and had lunch. It's so hot outside too, my back and my ass are just caked with sweat. I ate lots of fiber too, so I've worked up a good bit of gas. You know what is expected of you, right? On your knees, you're going to enjoy sucking up every single one of these.

I start with my jeans on. I need to make you earn these farts. You'll have to sniff extra hard to get every bit of the fragrance through the denim. They're so stuffy and trapped in there. It's just going to make it that much stinkier when I finally ... Show more