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OMG, I'm so upset! I was minding my own business at the gym, and I was asked to leave because I kept farting too much and stinking up the place! Can you believe that? It's so rude!! It's not like I'm the only person ever to fart at the gym! Anyway, whatever, I'm over it. I come home and decide to use my own elliptical. At home, I have a fart sucker to inhale all my gas so I don't have to smell it at all.

I start my workout and the gas comes out right away. I talk about the protein and greens I've been e... Show more