I decided to give you a chance and take you out on a date in the garden, but as I suspected, the chemistry just isn't there and you really aren't my type at all. For starters, I'm way out of your league. But I'm not giving up on you yet. Even though our date didn't work out, I have another idea for how you can be in my life. Our meal made me pretty gassy so I think you'd make a great fit as my fart sniffing slave. How do you like that idea? Get on the ground now and let's give it a go! I give you an amazing view of my ass on a very small garden chair. I command you to get deep into my assho... Show more