Thanks for coming to visit today! I understand that you are here because you have been having trouble in your sex and dating life. Your previous doctor has given me your file and I can definitely see why. You have a tiny 3 inch penis, you're short, less than attractive, and just bitter about your constant misfortune. I understand, and it's okay. That's why I'm here!

I'm going to educate you about embracing your lot in life as a beta. To start, I'm giving you a dildo that is roughly the size of a normal dick. I know it looks big to you, but it's really average. You're going to form ... Show more