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Hey you! I bought a super cute new pair of jeans! Do you like them? That's perfect. I actually have a super important favor to ask of you. I've been gassy so much lately, so I need to test these jeans out on your face to see how the farts sound and smell through the stuffy denim. Can you do that for me?

I order you to your knees and bring your face very close to my ass. I release a storm of extra bubbly and loud farts right onto your nose. You sniff them all up while I describe how stinky they are. I tell you about the food I've been eating that I suspect is the c... Show more