You come into the room seeing me standing like a goddess and I ask you if you want to fuck me. You clearly do. Well, alright then! Why not show me what you are working with down there? You pull down your pants for me and I crack up with laughter. No way am I going to be using that. Who do you think I am? It's way too small. I would never take my clothes off for you. You're just going to have to get down on your knees and worship my big ass in jeans. Put your nose right up against it and sniff. I'm going to make you cum to my farts since that is all your dick deserves to get off to.