I invited a simp over to my house. He is just in love with me and thinks we are going to be having a movie night, but I have other plans. When he arrives, I tell him that I invited him over to help sniff up all of my stinky farts and nothing else. I have uncontrollable gas and it's very important that I get them all out. He is confused and a bit embarrassed but I tell him it's what a good friend would do, so he feels obligated to go along. The stench makes him cough and gag. I decide to call my friend and invite her to come out with me and my boyfriend tonight. The simp thinks I'm talking a...

I invited a simp over to my house. He is just in love with me and thinks we are going to be having a movie night, but I have other plans. When he arrives, I tell him that I invited him over to help sniff up all of my stinky farts and nothing else. I have uncontrollable gas and it's very important that I get them all out. He is confused and a bit embarrassed but I tell him it's what a good friend would do, so he feels obligated to go along. The stench makes him cough and gag. I decide to call my friend and invite her to come out with me and my boyfriend tonight. The simp thinks I'm talking about him. That's so funny, I would never date such an ugly loser. I pull down my leggings and make him swallow my farts directly from my ass. He cries. I ask him if there are any guys he likes because he is probably gay since he acts like such a bitch. He is offended but too spineless to do anything about it. Then he has to lie on the floor and take the full weight of my ass while I push out the rest of my gas. I make him transfer money to me for my date tonight, then leave him trapped in the stinky room I've been farting in all alone.