My best friend is such a sweet guy, but he's really short so women have always overlooked him. As a result, he is a very sexually inexperienced virgin.

Today, he tells me that he finally got a date, and the girl even invited him over to her place! He knows eating pussy is going to make or break this evening with his date, so he comes to me for advice since he has never eaten pussy once in his life! His first and only girlfriend was cheating on him with other boys the whole time.

I'm happy to help him, but the only way to really know how to teach him is to let him try it ou...

My best friend is such a sweet guy, but he's really short so women have always overlooked him. As a result, he is a very sexually inexperienced virgin.

Today, he tells me that he finally got a date, and the girl even invited him over to her place! He knows eating pussy is going to make or break this evening with his date, so he comes to me for advice since he has never eaten pussy once in his life! His first and only girlfriend was cheating on him with other boys the whole time.

I'm happy to help him, but the only way to really know how to teach him is to let him try it out on me! I open up my legs and start explaining what to do. He tastes, sniffs and kisses it as I teach him that sensually worshiping is very important. I also let out two bubbly farts and tell him that girls normally wouldn't fart on a man in between their legs, but for a pathetic man of his stature, it's okay.

As I go through the steps of how to please a woman, he stumbles over many simple tasks. He can't find my clit or the entrance to my vagina. I'm baffled by his imcompetence. Later, he asks me if I'm close to cumming. I'm nowhere near at all. In fact, he's so fucking bad at it that I tell him I really don't think it's going to work out. He just isn't ready for pussy.

I strongly advise canceling his date. He calls the girl and says he can't make it, then passes the phone to me as I explain that he was unable to get the hang of eating pussy. I just wanted to save her the time and disappointment. She is very thankful for dodging that bullet, and doesn't even want me to pass the phone back to him. She hangs up and I comfort Kitten in my boobs. I tell him that it's the right thing to do, and that it's better for everyone this way. He's crying, but I know he'll come to understand.

Finally, I suggest continuing our fun night with video games and, which I send him off to fetch while broken and in tears. What a cute BFF!