In part 1, my date arrives and I'm so eager to meet him! He looked really hot in photos! He showed me his long dick and he said he is 6'2" so he seems like a catch for sure.

But when he arrives, I'm greeted by this pathetic 5'3" fucking dweeb of a man who can barely utter a sentence without stumbling on his words. I tower over him and laugh at the sight before me. This is both hilarious and sad. I was really looking forward to a super hot date, but now I have to figure out what to do now that I've been catfished by a ridiculous beta man.

He gives me some cheap Walmart gift... Show more