I've invited you into the toilet with me because I'm out of toilet paper. I'm about to take a dump. But first, I'm backed up with lots of terrible gas. To relieve this bloat, I need your tongue to soothe my asshole and help me push out all my farts. I know how much it turns you on to see my thick beautiful ass right before a dump. I instruct you to stroke and pleasure yourself while you sniff and suck out my farts. It's sexy to me how hard you are, how easily you submit to my giant ass. I can't wait for you to explode all over it. My rumbly farts get bigger and bigger. I can't hold it in mu...

I've invited you into the toilet with me because I'm out of toilet paper. I'm about to take a dump. But first, I'm backed up with lots of terrible gas. To relieve this bloat, I need your tongue to soothe my asshole and help me push out all my farts. I know how much it turns you on to see my thick beautiful ass right before a dump. I instruct you to stroke and pleasure yourself while you sniff and suck out my farts. It's sexy to me how hard you are, how easily you submit to my giant ass. I can't wait for you to explode all over it. My rumbly farts get bigger and bigger. I can't hold it in much longer and I know neither can you. I want you to cum on command. On my last fart, bust a huge nut for me okay baby? Afterward, I sit forward on the toilet and you can hear my pee and plops in the bowl. Then I spread my cheeks and let you lick it clean.