ORDER:

1. I want you extremely gassy. Loud, long, toilet bowl echoing farts. Eat whatever makes you the most gassy.

2. Reading a small section of the newspaper. Bring your cell phone too.

3. The idea is that: You are in the army and have to answer the ”call of dooty” on the base (your home toilet. Your Commanding Officer (a woman) calls you on your cell phone about a minute into the clip, and demands to know where you are. Embarrassed, you have to explain to her what you are doing and she HEARS it all!

ORDER:

1. I want you extremely gassy. Loud, long, toilet bowl echoing farts. Eat whatever makes you the most gassy.

2. Reading a small section of the newspaper. Bring your cell phone too.

3. The idea is that: You are in the army and have to answer the ”call of dooty” on the base (your home toilet. Your Commanding Officer (a woman) calls you on your cell phone about a minute into the clip, and demands to know where you are. Embarrassed, you have to explain to her what you are doing and she HEARS it all!