ORDER:

Walk into toilet and slip right foot out shoe. Start itching right foot on back of leg. "I think I'm getting athletes foot."

Hold butt and fart. "Ooh, I gotta fart baaad." Rip down pants and unload into toilet.

"Babe, come smell my feet.

I think I got athletes foot again."

Kick off other shoe. Hold up feet for camera to see.

"Smell them. My left foot is itching like crazy."

Rub foot on the other to itch. After a good fart.

"Sorry my stomach is crazy today. I ate sauerkraut salad for lunch. Keep sniffing."