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Walk in looking for sock "im so gassy", stop, fart, then itch barefoot with hand, "babe have you seen my other sock? (Fart) They both were in my shoes yesterday." Go to spot, "Thats my sock from the other day." Lift leg and fart, now lift pillow. "What the fuck? All my missing socks."

Lift leg and fart again. Sit down and prop feet out in front of you. Itch between toes on both feet. Grab your missing sock. "Baby! Come here......what is this? (hold sock pile then drop it next to you on seat) What was you doing with my socks? (Fart, then itch between toes on both fee... Show more