You can't say no to your wife when she makes a party. Now she is totally, and I can sneak up to your place and tell you that I know about your fart fetish. Where from? I use your laptop once, and check your browser history.

I know that your wifey thinks its gross, and disgusting, but not me.

And now we got time to fulfill your fantasy. You can smell farts, you can stroke your cock to my big ass and big naughty farts.

I dont mind, and I know that we can mess more soon.