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You’re sitting and having a random conversation with me while farting your ass off. Anytime you have to fart, you tilt to the side and let it rip. You fart between sentences, between words and you fart while talking at the same time. You don’t even acknowledge the farts much. You might rub your stomach or apologize and fan the smell away from your face.

Then You get up, rubbing your stomach, and say “I’m sorry, I have to get rid of all this gas.” Then you bend over and say “You don’t mind, right?” and let out another fart. “Thanks.” You then continue the conversati... Show more