ORDER: React to your own farts, making faces while ripping them. Wear dirty white socks in shoes. Start by opening door for me. "Hey baby, come in. Walk towards bed or couch (fart a couple of times, fan butt) Sit down and prop feet out in front of you.

"Baby, I had a long day at work. (fart) Come over here and smell my feet. (Kick off shoes) Yeah, I said smell my feet. I dont care if they stink. They are sweaty. (Itch between toes) I think I'm getting athletes foot. (fart) My toes have itched all day. What? I didn't fart. Just sniff my socks."

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