l'm on a dinner date with You and You've just cooked dinner for me. As soon as l sit down, l let one loose. It was loud and l completely ignore that it happened. l keep on farting after the dinner, hoping that You don't hear it, but they are very loud and bubbly, so You do hear it. l fart in between sentences, in between words and in the middle of. They are LOUD and long, but l don't own up to them. Eventually, l ask where the bathroom is, so l can fart my brains out in peace. As l walk towards the bathroom, the gas comes out. You secretly follow me to the bathroom, and l accidentally leave... Show more