I'm your life coach and we're having a life coaching session with you sat in a chair. l lean forward to grab my pen and let out the biggest, bubbliest fart. l start to mention how bloated l'm and could even pull out my belly a bit and start to rub it, letting out another accidental fart. l notice the bulge in your pants and begin to push them out more on purpose. l ask about the bulge. l ask you to pull it out and jerk it while l give you a lap dance while farting until You finish and l slap my ass and finish the session.