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Wear dirty white socks with different shirt. Lay on couch with feet in camera view. Be very very gassy! When you have to fart, stand up, say "I'm sorry" and walk away from couch still in camera view and let it rip. Then lay back down. Start scene ripping a couple of farts lifting leg in air. Fan face. "My farts stink." Look up. "Hey how was work? My day was good. I'm sorry. (go fart then come back) I am really gassy. Talk about what you ate then get up to fart again. "Damn my belly. (rub belly) Dont tell people I fart. Uhh sorry." (go fart then lay back down) Talk a lit...

ORDER:

Wear dirty white socks with different shirt. Lay on couch with feet in camera view. Be very very gassy! When you have to fart, stand up, say "I'm sorry" and walk away from couch still in camera view and let it rip. Then lay back down. Start scene ripping a couple of farts lifting leg in air. Fan face. "My farts stink." Look up. "Hey how was work? My day was good. I'm sorry. (go fart then come back) I am really gassy. Talk about what you ate then get up to fart again. "Damn my belly. (rub belly) Dont tell people I fart. Uhh sorry." (go fart then lay back down) Talk a little more, "I'm so sorry." (go fart then lay backdown) "What? Just fart on couch. You want me to be comfortable? Ok but my farts are really smelly today." Keep farting and talking. When you fart, lift leg in air. Sometimes rub belly. "Dont tell people how gassy I get. Promise. (fart) What you like my farts? Really. (fart) Your serious?" Stand up and stick butt in camera face. (fart) "You want to (fart) take me out? You really like my farts huh? (fart) Uhh...my belly. (fart) I got to sh! Run off camera holding butt.