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You come home from a long day at work, farting almost immediately as you enter the house. Your young step-son is in the living room playing video games. Gassy as ever, you sit on the sofa, legs crossed wearing shiny leggings (and full back panties) and UNAPOLOGETICALLY proceed to rip the most multi-toned bubbly farts you ever had. You know your step-son loves when you have the bubble type farts but you’ll never tell him that, so you try to impress him with the wild gulpy sounds. Really aggressive multi gulpy farts. Lazy, relaxed, slow, musical bubbly farts. You’re talki... Show more