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Could you please make a POV farting video, where you’re fully naked and you’re giving me a face farting session where as if we were in a 69 position, and standing over the camera at times, imagining if it were a real session and you were farting in my face. I’d love for you to say stuff like when you’re about to fart “open up” and “eat this” “swallow” “open your mouth”.

If this isn’t too hard either, at the end of the video you shrink me into a tiny figurine and throw me into a coffee mug and fart into it bare assed numerous times