"Damn I'm gassy." Walk to couch fanning butt, slip off shoes and sit down.Prop feet out in front of you. "Hey baby, how was your day?" Just talk to your man while farting. Occasionally itch between toes. Talk about being out with friend and going to eat, etc. Fart in between talking. Don't acknowledged farts at first. Sometimes talk loud over a fart. Sometimes deny you farted but fan smell away from you. Sometimes rub belly. Just keep talking and farting. Near middle, rip huge fart and act embarrassed. "Oops....Oh man, sorry I got to let this out. Lift a cheek off seat and rip another one. ... Show more