Let me tell you about a service I offer. It's called Information Control. You give me your information, pictures, videos, secrets, etc - and I keep it safe. Unburden yourself and purchase that peace of mind. Just remember that if you stop paying for a service, the service stops; if you stop paying your electric bill then your lights will get turned out. And if you stop paying me to protect your sensitive information....well, I'll stop protecting it. I'll stop keeping it from falling into the wrong hands. It'll just be out there in the world...

Let me tell you about a service I offer. It's called Information Control. You give me your information, pictures, videos, secrets, etc - and I keep it safe. Unburden yourself and purchase that peace of mind. Just remember that if you stop paying for a service, the service stops; if you stop paying your electric bill then your lights will get turned out. And if you stop paying me to protect your sensitive information....well, I'll stop protecting it. I'll stop keeping it from falling into the wrong hands. It'll just be out there in the world...